the first and the last look

the first time i set my eyes on you i knew you were something different. 
the last time i set my eyes on you i knew i was going to lose you. 

(Source: bnedict, via flight-of-thunder-and-sky)

daftwithoneshoe:

steampoweredgrapejuice:

weavingthroughtimeandspace:

lolminoot:

Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.

settle down there Thor

But that is sexual.

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(Source: niknak79, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

(x)

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

consurgo:

A devastating, two-mile-wide tornado touched down near Oklahoma City on Monday, killing at least 51 people—including at least 20 children—decimating homes, businesses and a pair of elementary schools in the suburb of Moore.

According to the state’s medical examiner, the death toll was expected to rise.

The schools—Plaza Towers Elementary and Briarwood Elementary—were leveled by the tornado. It was unclear how many children were in them at the time the twister hit, but according to KFOR-TV, at least seven children died at Plaza Towers, and as many as two dozen more were feared to be trapped inside the rubble. An Associated Press photographer saw rescue workers pull several children out alive. A makeshift triage center was set up in the school’s parking lot.

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kia-kaha-winchesters:

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

image

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

the sky has feelings?

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lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes i’m a boy yes i play videogames ;] don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo wft boys don’t play videogames get back in the garage and fix my car.

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

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charlottedsweb:

ewelock:

itmightpossiblybetimeformiracles:

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

*HYPERVENTILATING*

SCREAMING

ITS HERE

After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

/WILHELM SCREAM/

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  • Doctor Who: SCREAMING
  • Supernatural: CRYING
  • Sherlock: WAITING
  • Merlin: DEAD
  • Hannibal: Eating Merlin
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.”
 - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

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